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Almost every day, I hear someone say. Wow! I would never wear that! or I would never do that! I have those same sentiments two or three times a day. So I decided I would list the things that I would never do. The list is quite long, and I am sure I have many quirks that I have omitted as I am quite fastidious by nature. I also am sure that most readers could care less about my list.
But if they do bother to scan my list, it will trigger thoughts of their own, "I would never do list"
List of things I would never do.
1. Wear a Beret,a Fez or a Scally cap
2. get a tattoo
3. listen to opera music
4. get a haircut from a stylist
5. run for office
6. join any club or organization that would have me as a member
7. ring up my own groceries
8. pump my own gas
9. wear shorts in public
10. wear clogs
11. go to the beach
12. do karaoke
13. watch soap operas
14. wear a bow tie
15. wear leather pants
16. listen to rap music (or any of today's so called music)
17. eat sweet potatoes
18. eat any tofu concoction
But if they do bother to scan my list, it will trigger thoughts of their own, "I would never do list"
List of things I would never do.
1. Wear a Beret,a Fez or a Scally cap
2. get a tattoo
3. listen to opera music
4. get a haircut from a stylist
5. run for office
6. join any club or organization that would have me as a member
7. ring up my own groceries
8. pump my own gas
9. wear shorts in public
10. wear clogs
11. go to the beach
12. do karaoke
13. watch soap operas
14. wear a bow tie
15. wear leather pants
16. listen to rap music (or any of today's so called music)
17. eat sweet potatoes
18. eat any tofu concoction
19. buy a lottery ticket
20. compose poetry
21. wear an earring
22. take a sea cruise
23. visit a brothel
24. ever again say I do
25. run in the Boston marathon
As you see I could go on and on with this list, because I am such a wild and crazy guy.
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